NewsWeak

Gleaned from the Alchemist's blog:

"This Newsweek thing is a fucking disgrace. The America-haters who control the rank and file media should all get the fucking gas chamber. These assholes LOVE to hate their country; they are the journalistic equivalent of Homer Simpson's "OH IT'S TRUE, WE ARE SO LAME." I somehow don't have that dose of self-loathing. Go fuck yourselves, the U.S.A. is where it's at. Notice all these multiculturalist NY Times snobs don't choose to live in socialist europe and contend with its dental and dermatological roulette and generally lob their lofty criticisms from old money perches. Fuck those guys, and fuck Newsweek. I will never read Newsweek again, it's on the blacklist with the Times. Newspapers are irrelevant anyway at this point, save for pictures of hollywood skanks and sportswriting/local interest. Nothing like NY Tabloid local interest."

Ahh, the Alchemist does love his celeb dish, and hates his limousine liberals. The piece of yellow journalism he was referring to can be found on newsstands now, so hurry up before they all get burnt for a weak anti-American statement.


Praise be to Allah and Newsweek, death to all infedels except liberal writers



This calamity has already been dicussed ad infinitum in op-eds and blogs already, so my take is terse: Newsweek's idiotic blundering, Baby-Sitter's club type of investivate journalism is the equivillent of telling a fat chick she's obese to her face. She already knows, but just doesn't need to hear it, as she can't face the emotional reality. BTW, how many Arabs subsribe to Newsweek? Is there an Arabic version? Can they even read? Are they that guillable? Can I paint myself brown and walk alongside them barefoot, proclaiming that Allah told me that American women are apt to donate their used undergarments to matress factories in Damiscus and Abu Dhabi? Will they believe that? As a personal protest to this fiasco, a bought a copy of the Koran and proceeded to flush it down the toilet for good measure. That was after setting it on fire, and relieving myself on it. No I didn't. Okay, I did, but didn't realize that it wasn't the Koran, but the Bible in Arabic. My statement still stands.