Club Meds

Oh dude, these hydroxyzine are kicking in.


Happened on a great idea this past weekend while under the influence. Imagine if you will, a club-much like a coffee shop in Amsterdam-where one can walk up and just order his or her painkiller(s) of choice from a large and diverse menu. The establishment would be equipped with couches, and serve only Red Bull, oxygen and water aside from the opiates. Harder derivatives would be served only to VIP members in a designated area. I think this is a winner. Of course, this idea is only feasable outside the boundries of the United States, and within a stable political enviroment.There's also the problem of aquiring insurance. Meh, details. Montreal sounds like a good venue, but then, doesn't it always? Opium parlor for a new millennium. Bank on it.