Return of the ManChild

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Pink Slipped

Quit my job today. didn't get the satisfaction of going through the motions as I did planning about it the past few months. Empty, really. Cliche, I know, but it's like,"That's it?", no fireworks, only a pink slip party next week.

Escorted Home

No fromage tonight monsieur, only zee roast beef.



"Come here often?" she asked with a smile.
"Never in this particlular room," I quipped.
Thick Eastern European accent, I guessed Slovak.
"Bah!" she spat. "RRRRRRomanian", as if rolling her tongue to reinforce the fact.
"Could be worse, at least you're not American"
She didn't like like the picture on the website at all, no matter how hard I tried to force the two faces together. The only thing they had in common was a name, even the height and age didn't fit properly.I'd been had by a gypsy clone and I was in the room of all of one minute.

Still the accent was attractive nonetheless, and since I had already bought the ticket might as well watch the movie.

"Yoove beeen trinking, no"? she querried.
"Heavily", I responded. I don't think the Viagra I took was working yet, but it the blood rush was already evident in my face, along with the gin blossoms combined to make my face look like a sunburnt Navajo.

Words Of Wisdom From The Master

A Chance Encounter Ofttimes Pays Large Dividends

c/s

"Cougar"-The Hunter Becomes the Hunted

"So do you wanna get some coffee or something sometime?", said the Cougar to the cougar."Nahhhhh, I'd rather just hump", said the cougar to the Cougar

Time To Lay The Giant To Rest

Senator Kerry's Future "C"eemed Bright

"Don't worry son, you can always fall back on your looks" said his dad

Already editorialized on TSC website, and reported by the fourth estate in general-Sen. John Kerry's grades have been obtained by the Boston Globe.Sen. Kerry apparently had to play this tactic to hide his grades in order for a Pyrric Victory, but was hesistant to release his military record, as the two were cojoined. This, of course, backfired, as the swift boat veterans were free to question his combat experiences, leaving the Junior Senator unable to defend himself without a leg to stand on, as he wrongly thought military service would outweigh a mediocre GPA. Surprisingly, his total GPA is lower than that of The Leader of The Free world, replete with four D's freshman year. Kerry's excuse is that he was too busy pursuing extra-cirricular activities such as, Politics, SCUBA diving, rifle, and ummm, flying. Yet the man somehow was able to qualify for Naval OCS out of school and earn a commission and gain entry to Boston College Law School. Two outstanding programs that nowadays would require a GPA much, much higher than the esteemed Sentor has demonstrated in his time at Yale. Yale in their weakest of defenses, claims this should be adjusted to a +10 rating in today acadmic enviroment due to grade inflation. Nice job of the Elis falling on the sword for their boy. If this doesn't smack of privilege, then I don't know what that word means. Before a reader opines about my hating on John Kerry (perhaps becuase of my own denial on entry to Naval Officer Candidate School?), it should be noted that my roomate and good friend was the Senator's personal assistant for four years until his bid for election fell short. Would that have meant a Naval Commission at last, for myself, or a cushy job at the NIH merely through associated nepotism should have his candidate won? We will never know the answer to a question never asked. The information presented here is strictly for edutainment value at this point in time.